St. Louis Aftermath Part III: The Hoonage
Posted by Marty on 23 Apr 2008 at 08:39 pm | Tagged as: Drifting, Friends, NOPI, Random, Travels
Now, I missed out on all the shenanigry this time, as I was beat tired from our crazy road trip and fell asleep in the shower. However, a few of my crews guys went out and reported back to me. 
To save time, I will just bullet point everything I heard:
- St. Louis was rocked harder than last year
- NOPI Judging now has 5 requirements: Speed, Line, Angle, Overall Impression, AND your best rendition of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing”
- Matt Petty shouldn’t be judging, he should be on tour singing
- Asian girls like biting nipples
- Girls really do dance on bars without panties, just like the internets
- The going rate of a pint glass of Jack Daniels has gone up since last season
- Waitresses think drifters make money
- My crew guys had to shuttle in “new” people to the track Sunday
- An unnamed crew guy from another team was dropped off at the Pilot across the street at 7AM Sunday morning…..by TWO girls
- Meyli gave RayRay crabs
And that’s about all I have to report. If you guys heard anything else, leave comments!
i also heard that drifting is now a groupie sport. people shall remain nameless, but i heard a certain waitress is in a certain state with garden in the motto
rayray not only got crabs he got a written warning on his forehead about said crabs.
“hey i know you, you drive that pink miata, and you’re the one i hate”. - meyli
We’re a bunch of ballers with pockets full of dollars!