Formula D Irwindale from the eyes of a Need for Speed Girl: Michelle Cifuentes
Posted by Wrecked Magazine on 03 Mar 2009 at 03:58 pm | Tagged as: Babes, Formula D, Video
Michelle Cifuentes watches Formula D Irwindale Qualifying
Speedhunters took their Need for Speed girl Michelle Cifuentes and shot her version of the Formula D Irwindale qualifying session. This was a great piece to close out the 2008 season for the Speedhunters crew and we really enjoyed the tour around Irwindale Speedway.
Watch the video: http://www.wreckedmagazine.com/watchvideo/michelle-cifuentes-watches-formula-d-irwindal
I always think about girls at the track…. i got pretty long rock and roll hair. But this chicks mane is pretty intense. After a drift event i always have to shampoo twice and then condition to REALLY get the dirt and tire crap out of my hair. This girl must have like 2-3 hours of work to get her hair clean and smelling nice again so she can keep the car nerds hooked on her…. I bet when they all ask her to hangout after the event and she is like “sorry boys i gotta wash my hair” Its TRUE!
Everytime I see a girl at the track… I think… hey, wayta ruin the one sanctuary I have for some peace and quiet, away from you she-devils of the world. Apparently being the center of attention in the work place, at clubs, at bars, at anything where your boobs can be noticed… isn’t enough, now you need the track too. Hey I know, why don’t you just come into the bathroom and nag me while I take a dump? Then you can pretty much ruin my entire existence.
Then sometimes I think about the fact that one time a dude dated a tranny who was all into cars. Then I think about another time where we hired a tranny stripper to compliment that first time as a joke to give somebody a birthday lap dance at the track. So pretty much with this girl now, there’s a 66% chance that any girl at a racetrack is a tranny. Those are bad odds. I’d rather just not take my chances and see no girls at the track instead, then at least I can be 100% safe.
Don’t look away, baby. I see you there, and I like to pretend you can see me… here, in this porto-potty, all sweaty and hard… We’ve got a good thing going, and I don’t want to ruin it… but it just feels so good… Those other guys… they don’t love you like I LOVE YOU. They don’t understand how much you mean to me.
When I come out of this plastic love palace, all sweaty and dirty… you might think I got this way from working on the cars… but its you. Its always been you. I’m so close…
I just want you to feel the same way about me…
I’m sooooo….
Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot?
Does it burn, does it hurt?
Do you get poo on your shirt?
What comes first poo or pee?
Or both at once just like me?
Do you wipe wet or do you wipe dry?
Do you sometimes use your roommates tie?
How many flushes will it take?
To get rid of that big brown snake.
Wash your hands and use that soap.
No one can smell my poo I hope.
Close the door and leave on the fan.
I wrote this poem while I was on the can!
Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever… We met in a chat room, now our love can fully bloom… Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate… Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But still, I love technology… Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above… always and forever, always and forever… Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever…
I’ll take utterly bored at a drift event for $100 Alex!
Is that a UTI banner?
I love UTI
Why can’t I shoot a load on your face
forget the world it’s a messed up place
there’s no tomorrow, there’s no time to waste
just let me put a load on your face
a girl is born, with far too many legs
iraqi people are forced to steal and beg
katrina came and left so many dead
the children pray, they pray for their daily bread
these are things that I don’t care about,
there is just one thing that makes me want to shout
Why can’t I shoot a load on your face
forget the world it’s a messed up place
there’s no tomorrow, there’s no time to waste
just let me put a load on your face
I called my boi bovice to run train on this bitch. Then he gon’ get me higgh. He of course obliged.
Hey girl! You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong
Fact: Not one of those guys in the pic is thinking about vagina.
get these c list underwear models out of here. i can see walking around the mall on a tuesday.
Bet she’s got the nastiest vag stank. I’d probably still Donkey Punch this bitch, get her pregnant, and dip, but whatever.
I think Sweats is one step away from coming out of the closet.
Also Michelle Cifuentes looks like Loud Diamond Phillips.
shes a dude, playing a dude, dressed up like another dude
today – speedhunters promo video.
tomorrow – human toilet promo video.
bitch ain’t got no google image search results. she ain’t shit.
was she on supermarket sweep? she looks hella familiar
And the next contestant for Flavor of Love 3 is…………
DRIFTING IS BRO TIME
NOT HO TIME
BACK TO THE KITCHEN
MAKE ME A STEAK.
Why would you want to spend a weekend baking under the sun, being exposed to all matter of carcinogenic agents?
Cancer is no fun girl! Get outta here!
OMG SHE IS MY FRIEND ON MYSPACE! STOP MAKING FUN OF HER!
http://www.myspace.com/michellec87
Thanks for writing such an fascinating post. I seem to read the same and it gets a bit old. Many thanks.